comfort in a bottle

"lying is the most fun a girl can have witout taking her clothes off~"

a friend got his heart broken by some idiot woman.. and now, he thinks all women are liars. but i told him, all humans lie. not just girls.. everyone lies, for different reasons. that's why he has friends. so there would at least be some people left on the planet who wouldn't have the heart to lie to him.

but, then, there's always beer. why can't i just be like every other boy.. and just drown myself in alcohol.. alcohol.. other women.. sex.. drugs..

why can't i be normal? but what is normal anyway?